A close reading of what Meta filed for the first quarter of 2026, and why the most profitable quarter in the company’s history arrived with the worst kind of first attached to it. The 60-second version Meta reported its most profitable quarter ever for the three months ended March 31, 2026: net income of $26.77 … Read more
Two policy choices buried in the property and equipment notes of Microsoft, Google, Meta, and Oracle’s 10-Ks — combined with a circular capital flow between Nvidia, OpenAI, Oracle, and CoreWeave — explain a meaningful slice of what hyperscaler AI-era profits actually look like. This is what the filings show, what the math produces, and what … Read more
The Wall Street thesis that Ozempic would empty gyms collapsed in plain sight. Here is what the 2025 filings actually show. The 60-second version In late 2023, gym stocks dropped on a Wall Street thesis that GLP-1 weight-loss drugs like Ozempic, Wegovy, and Mounjaro would empty fitness facilities. The thesis was that thin people do … Read more
A line-by-line read of Airbnb’s 2024 and 2025 financials reveals an interest-income business that doesn’t appear on the company’s cover slide. It also reveals why the next two years will look different from the last two. The 60-second version Airbnb earned $818 million in interest income in 2024 — equivalent to 32% of operating income. … Read more
Premium pricing. Live sports rights. Ad-supported tiers. Hidden subscriber metrics. The streaming giant’s recent moves don’t look like the company that promised to kill cable in 2007 — they look like the company cable used to be. The 60-second version The case in five sentences: Netflix stopped reporting subscriber numbers in Q1 2025, launched an … Read more
The 60-second version For three years, Temu and Shein looked like a magic trick. Two-dollar earbuds. Three-dollar dresses. Free shipping from Guangzhou in under a week. Most people assumed it was just cheap Chinese factories and aggressive pricing. It wasn’t. Both companies built their U.S. businesses around the same 1930s tariff exemption — a customs … Read more
The 60-second version In 2024, McDonald’s collected $10.0 billion in rent from its franchisees — substantially more than the $5.6 billion it collected in royalties on Big Mac sales. That’s the headline number that has fueled a decade of “McDonald’s is secretly a real estate company” coverage, and the underlying financial reality is real: The … Read more
The 60-second version A $1,000 investment in Starbucks five years ago is worth roughly $1,000 today. Over the same span, the S&P 500 nearly doubled. The popular explanation, mostly imported from politics Twitter, is that “woke” killed the brand. The actual story, pulled directly from Starbucks’ own SEC filings, is operational and geographic: When Brian … Read more